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Good morning , Gilchrist County!

My name is JB and this week is vacation bible school at Priscilla Baptist.

A special week long camp made just for kids.

They’ve got music, games, snacks, and so much more.

It’s also the place where I accepted Christ into your heart for the first time.

Unfortunately, I stopped going when I went into middle school.

But that doesn’t mean that the older kids get left out cause there’s lots of activities for us too.

Pastor Chuck is hosting this year’s youth group since our old youth pastor Bill transferred to a different church.

This year’s theme is a western.

And if you know me you’d know I just love westerns.

In fact, let me change into a more fitting outfit if you don’t mind.

(Snaps his fingers and in a flash he’s dressed like Doc Holliday.)
So this year’s VBS theme is going to be one of my favorites.

I always myself being a cowboy in a very heroic way.

Like I imagine myself at our youth camp in Daytona.

So, I just imagine some hobo trying to mess with some girls or whatever, and I juts ride up on a horse and beat the snot out of him.

I’m sure we’ve all thought of doing something like that when we imagine being cowboys.

I don’t think we imagine beating up a hobo cause that’s a little insane.

Not saying I would do that in real life but I might would if that ever happened.

Cause you never know who you’re gonna meet out in the world.

It could someone you haven’t seen in years or it could be someone you just met yesterday.

They could be friendly or they could be hostile.

You never know.

I’ve met a few people in my life that I don’t really like that much.

But I don’t have a lot of people like that.

Cause everybody loves JB.

He’s a fun loving knucklehead who loves hanging out with people.

Even though I can get a little nervous talking to people.

Like, I’ll be in a situation where there’s a group of people talking and I’ll have that feeling like I want to join the conversation and I can’t think of a good word to start off with.

And then I’ll usually say something that doesn’t make any sense.

Like I’ll say something random and everybody just goes, “What are you talking about?”

It usually happens when I’m in public.

Usually at school where there’s a lot of people.

And I’m pretty popular around school and at church.

Everybody knows my name and the reason people know me is through my dad.

Cause he’s insurance agent in our county and so he knows a lot of people.

And I do too.

I don’t even know how many friends I have they’re all around the map.

I friends at school, at church, at youth camp, most of my subscribers are my friends, and if anybody new subscribes I consider them my friends even though I don’t really know them that well.

I have a few friends in Georgia, in Nebraska, in New York, Oklahoma, Canada, and California.

Cause I’m a pretty decent guy.

I do mess up sometimes.

And I usually make up for it.

I can get pretty aggravating.

Cause I love messing with people and getting on their nerves.

To point where they want to like hit me.

And it’s usually girls and the ones who want to hit me.

I don’t know why I do it.

It’s just something I do.

And it’s like every school I find a new girl to mess with.

Like last year it was Ashlyn my best frenemy I guess, I don’t know think’s of me.

She thinks aggravating to the core I know that.

And the year before that it was Kiara.

She’s a little demon.

She’s not what you think she is at all.

When I first met her I thought she was calm and quiet.

But no she the compete opposite.

You do not want to make her mad.

Cause she’s like, “Come over her buddy I do have a knife behind my back.”

Like she’s like that.

She hasn’t killed me yet otherwise I wouldn’t be talking right now I be in a grave.

I think the worst thing she’s done to me was kick me with her boots.

That’s all she’s done.

So, class today we learn never to mess with Kiara or she’ll come hunting you down.

Sorry if I made anyone uncomfortable saying that.

I don’t know what everyone’s gonna think of me if I told them this.

Man did switch topics I mean, one moment I’m talking about VBS, the next I’m talking about cowboys, and now I’m talking about a girl at school who’s a little maniac.

Anyway, that’s all I have to say about today.

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My name is JB and I’ll see you next time

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